God is coming!
Uploaded by: vrivri
Upload date: 11/4/2025
Description:
In Squirrel Stapler, a lonely man wakes up in his isolated cabin in the woods and discovers that his loved one—a dismembered corpse nailed to the wall—is rotting and infested with flies, losing her beauty.
He decides to hunt them down to staple them to her body and restore her appearance, like the "beautiful" skins of forest squirrels — despite the prophecy in the Book of the Woods, Chapter IV, Verse I: "Says the Goat of the Wood: 'thou shalt not staple squirrels'."
Over the course of five days, he fulfills daily hunting quotas across an open map, facing threats like ghost squirrels and a "squirrelbear," while discovering disturbing notes, fake squirrel facts, and the side story "The Lady" — about a painter who animates an incomplete canvas.
The prophecy warns: "In 5 days, God will come" — the "Goat of the Wood", which prohibits stapling squirrels. On the final day, after collecting everyone, a countdown begins, and the monstrous entity appears to judge your sins.
Check this out. I know that it's not accessible, but it's a good horror game.
bscross32 - 11/04/2025
What the fuck kinda re re shit is this? Whatever drugs this guy is on, he needs to stop them now.
vrivri - 11/05/2025
I know, this is making me really high. These games and analog horrors I see on the internet are making me sick. I'll follow your advice, but I can't guarantee it.
Oscar - 11/05/2025
Yes he is.
Talon - 11/06/2025
Wait this the guy that made iron lung right? That was a good game too!
vrivri - 11/06/2025
exactly! xd